(SNORlNG)
(TRAlN WHlSTLE)
(CARD PLAYS "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW")
(BUZZER)
It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit.
I'd like a three-minute egg...
Oh! Steady on. Whoa! Gromiiiit!
Ow...
Ha-ha!
Well, that went as well as could be expected
didn't it, hm?
Though I might have to
make a small adjustment to the drop.
A touch painful on re-entry.
A cracking toast, Gromit.
Any post, was there, perchance?
Oh, dear, a bit steep. Oh, my goodness... Well, I'll be...
They're all bills. Oh, dear me. We shall have to economise, Gromit.
I'll have to let that room out. Oh, dear.
(HUMS TO HlMSELF)
Oh, just look at that. I'm down to our last few coppers.
And those presents weren't cheap either...
Well, Gromit, let's see what's on the 9.05, shall we?
Here she comes now.
I wonder what this can be. Happy birthday, chuck!
(WALLACE CHUCKLES)
I knew you'd like it. Here, let me help you.
You look like somebody owns you now.
And that's only the first part. Come and look in here.
(OMlNOUS MUSlC)
I think you'll find this present
a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle.
They're techno-trousers.
Ex-NASA - fantastic for walkies.
All you do is attach the lead on here.
Then, programme in... Walkies, ten minutes, twenty minutes...
Ha, ha, ha! Have a nice walk, Gromit.
Oh...
There's no use prevaricating about the bush.
Woof...!
(WALLACE): Nice walkies, hm?
How were the techno-trousers?
(DOORBELL)
Oh, there's someone at the door, Gromit.
I wonder who that could be.
(WALLACE): Oh, it's about
the room, then. That's grand.
Would you like to come this way and inspect?
I'm asking 20 a week. That would include your breakfast.
(WALLACE): I suppose you like kippers, do you?
Partial to a nice black pudding, myself.
With bacon, of course.
I'm sure we can come to an amicable agreement.
As I say, it's a bit dingy at present.
But it's surprising what a little paint will do, isn't it?
Oh...! But I don't think...
That wasn't quite what we had in mind.
Wouldn't you like to see...? Oh, dear.
Look, ha, ha...
There's something I've got to tell you.
It's, um... No pets. Does that suit you?
(MUSlC ON RADlO)
Seems pleasant enough.
Cheer up, Gromit.
It's surprising what a lick of paint will do, isn't it?
Oh! So that's where my braces went.
Wonderful things, these techno-trousers.
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
(LOUD ORGAN MUSlC FROM THE PENGUlN'S ROOM)
(LOUD MUSlC CONTlNUES)
(GATE OPENS)
(MUSlC STOPS)
(WEEPS)
Lovely morning, Gromit.
Oh...! Thank you very much.
That's just grand.
Thank you kindly.
What do you think of that, then, Gromit? Our paying guest.
(GROWLS)
(WALLACE): Nice drop of Bordeaux this, eh?
Here's to paying guests! More cheese, Penguin?
(WALLACE): Goodnight, Penguin. Sleep well.
(ALARM CLOCK)
Oh! That was lovely cheese. Oh, oh...!
Whoa...!
It's the wrong trousers. The wrong trousers!
What have you done with the controls, Gromit?
(ELECTRONlC BLEEPS FROM TROUSERS)
Now, that'll do. Just hold on a minute Stop it! Gromit!
Stop these confounded things! This isn't funny, Gromit.
Oh! Ah! The joke's over. Get me out of these trousers!
Lovely day!
(WALLACE): Heeelp! Gromit!
Ooohhh! Gangway!
(WALLACE): Oh... Sorry. (GLASS SMASHES)
Whoa!
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong.
Stop them, Gromit! Stop them! Help me! The trousers have gone haywire.
Get me ooout
Help!
(WALLACE): Oh! Ah! Ow!
Oh, I'm tired. A good doze,
that's what I need to get me strength back.
What a shocking calami...
..calami...calamity. (STARTS SNORlNG)
(WALLACE GRUMBLES lN HlS SLEEP)
(SNORES)
(LOUD THUMPlNG FROM VENTlLATlON SHAFT)
(ALARM GOES OFF)
What's the game, then? Where am l? What's going on?
Gromit. Groooomiiiiit!
Ah! Ah! I must be dreaming.
Where the devil am l? Oh!
Great heavens above! Whatever is it?
Help! Get me down!
Help!
What's the game, then? Where am l?
That's quite enough.
You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this.
Ow! Mind how you go.
You can't go taking liberties like this.
I'm a respectable citizen.
Most definitely not legal, this.
Good grief - it's you!
Now, let me out of these trousers this minute.
Steady on, will you? This wardrobe's nearly new, you know.
(WALLACE): Let me out! I'll give you what for, you tyke!
(WALLACE): Excuse me. Hello?
I should think so, too. Hey!
Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do, isn't it, Gromit?
Steady on, watch where you're putting them paws.
Oh! Careful, lad.
Oh, my goodness. It'll ruin the woodwork.
(WALLACE): There goes me knotted pine. Where are we going?
I can't see a thing.
(WALLACE): What's happening?
Catch me, Gromit!
Don't worry, Gromit. I'm... Oh! Right behind you.
Hang in there, Gromit. Everything's under control
I'll have that, if you don't mind.
Ahhh!
Ohhh!
(WALLACE): Tally-ho!
Leave him to me. I'll get the bounder!
Aaahhh!
Get him, Gromit!
Gromit, we're doomed.
Mind the table, Gromit!
Gotcha!
All yours, Gromit!
That's a boy, Gromit, lad!
Well done! We did it. Ha, ha!